“The only thing that would make The Oscars okay is if Sammy Davis Jr came back from the dead & punched Billy Crystal in the dick while in whiteface.”
My friend Ann, on Facebook. (via seekwill)
REAL. TEARS.
(via thegoddamazon)
No lie, that would be the best.
(via note-a-bear)
I am so glad my TV only gets like two channels sometimes.
(Source: northofseekwill, via ladyatheist)
